don't shoot the messenger

I wish I could figure skate! This happens to me every four years.

I know I'd get too excited and skate into the wall or something, but those tricks are so cool!

I have found the solution for World Peace!

It came to me in a dream. Everyone should just stop talking and yelling and play video games instead. The awkwardness and laughter would ensue and then everyone would forget their problems with each other.

If that doesn't work, I always say that people could stand to eat more chocolate.

It's summer in Australia.

Christmas in SUMMER.

I think I might just stay here for that. Maybe, by the time I come back to the U.S., my bank account will be drafted back to the normal amount.

AHHHHHHRRRRAGH!!!!

Fucking overdrew my bank account again. :( How does this keep happening?!

Do you ever have one of those days where you really want to accomplish so many things, but you get so distracted by so many other things that NOTHING gets accomplished?

I had big plans. I was gonna make a zombie movie in my backyard and now I can't. Because of failblog.

T'sucks.

I just had an interesting conversation with a mime in a cafe. Apparently, not talking has helped him become a calmer person. He never yells at people, even when he can talk, because he’s learned the value of just being silent.

Of course, he didn’t tell me this. He just sort of acted it out. But I think that’s what he was trying to tell me.